The Human Centipede 3 follows essentially the same plot as
the previous gut wrenching installment, some psycho watches both the movies and
decides to create a human centipede of his own. Only this time it’s set in an
American prison. HC3 features Dieter Laster (The Human Centipede) as the sick
sadistic warden who is influenced by his accountant (Yes, his accountant)
Laurence R. Harvey (The Human Centipede 2) to create his very own human
centipede with the prison’s over crowded inmate population in order to save
both their jobs (because some nonsensical reason).
This grotesque horror is a vomit inducing watch from start
to finish, in not in a good horror way either. It is almost unwatchable with
Dieter Laster shouting almost incomprehensible racist, sexist
and homophobic slurs throughout the entire film. Honestly he is literally shouting
all of the time. This along with the second-rate performance from Laurence R.
Harvey and the even worse performance from porn star Bree Olson (who is literally
only there to look at, the characters sexist attitudes and revealing camera
angles make this crystal clear) makes this one really difficult watch. Not to
mention the excessive crude and disturbing scenes that have no meaning in terms
of the story. “Disturbing scenes? It’s a horror that’s to be expected” you may
say, but it is clear that these scenes have only been included by writer and
director Tom Sixx for cheap shock value and nothing else. One can only imagine
that Mr.Sixx is aware that no one asked for this third installment nor the
second so creating buzz via “gore porn” is the only way. Seriously though who
really in their right mind wants to watch scenes such as: A man’s balls being
cut off and eaten, a man having sex with another man’s stab wound and a
brutally beaten women being raped whilst in a coma. Not to mention the whole
human centipede BS.
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| Laurence R. Harvey & Dieter Laster |
Forgetting all of the above the story doesn’t even make
sense, these guys are creating this centipede to save their jobs? Sure they
are. The actors in this move are both shown on screen whilst the inmates watch
the previous two movies. THIS MAKES NO SENSE. Oh and the prison warden for
whatever reason has to call in Tom Sixx (as himself) to explain the premise of
the Human centipede and then go on to make some self-congratulatory speech about
how The Human Centipede has become “social meme” as it was featured on South
Park. Fantastic.
The original Human Centipede movie: Unique, a bit gross but
interesting and an OK watch. The Sequels? Don’t even.
1/5 If you’re a fan of watching movies featuring raping women in comas and raping stab wounds,
then this is just the movie for you.
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